Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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