He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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