so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
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