I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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