She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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