My room smells like vodka and shame
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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