Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
worst night to have a conscience
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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