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I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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