Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
i've created a new STD.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
wow bdsm is so cute
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
