one two three fourrrrnication!
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
whose ass print is on the piano?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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