take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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