it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
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