I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Randomize
