i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
MIDGETS
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Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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