You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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