Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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