party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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