Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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