Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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