we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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