I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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