There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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