I would go down on you faster than GM stock
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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