Dual....:-)
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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