I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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