Nicole vs. Life
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
You ate ashes out of my bong
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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