I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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