is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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