windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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