All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
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