Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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