So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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