id be glad to
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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