My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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