next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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