Sponge bath it is.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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