i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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