My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Randomize
