do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
he quoted the bible to break up with me
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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