Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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