At least make sure they are 18
Why
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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