I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Randomize