So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
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