I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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