we made out on top of his cat.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
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