..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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