So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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