my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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