..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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