The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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