It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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