HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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