Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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