The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
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