just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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