Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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