I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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